Goose Virus is a light-hearted, heavy-hitting meme coin that spreads through timelines like a sneeze in a bread line. One glimpse at the beak and your portfolio says: “Honk if bullish.” Zero utility, maximum immunity — to boredom.
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Because markets are sick… of being serious. Goose Virus flips the lab coat: we run on memes, bread crumbs, and unstoppable network effects. The more you honk, the further it spreads. Analysts call it irrational. We call it avian quantitative easing.
Numbers so simple even a goose can read them.
Install a Solana wallet (Phantom, Backpack). Top it up with SOL. Wash your hands (optional).
Open the Goose Virus page on Pump.fun. Click Buy. Stare at the beak for courage.
Confirm the swap. Share a honk on X. Welcome to the flock.
As safe as crossing a park with a bag of bread. LP locked, mint revoked, team vested.
Yes: it cures boredom and boosts your daily honk output. That’s utility in our book.
Because memes spread faster than charts. We study virality so you don’t have to.